Ripped Pants

When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I ripped my pants.

when big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance
with a fool who went and  ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around,
I shouldn't curse
but the pain feels so much worse
cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
then a burn from the sun
or sand in your buns.

now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
so listen and you won't regret
be true to yourself
don't miss your chance
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his PAAANTS!

-spongebob squarepants-